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Lab goods for people who prune the context.

A polished catalog of AI-native desk toys, apparel, plush, stickers, prints, and rituals for prompt wranglers, eval gardeners, RAG romantics, and clanker whisperers.

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Whack-a-Mole: Hallucination Edition
Hallucination Edition.
A desktop ritual for suppressing confident nonsense before it reaches production.
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Search the lab by intent, joke, failure mode, or SKU.

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Built for the lab bench, the laptop, and the launch retro.

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Whack-a-Mole: Hallucination Edition

Whack-a-Mole: Hallucination Edition

$48.00 · Bonsai Labs
 RAG Doll

RAG Doll

$34.00 · Bonsai Labs
 Context Window Desk Mat

Context Window Desk Mat

$44.00 · Bonsai Labs
 GPU Prayer Candle

GPU Prayer Candle

$28.00 · Bonsai Labs
 Prune the Context Tee

Prune the Context Tee

$32.00 · Bonsai Labs
 Clanker Desk Figurine

Clanker Desk Figurine

$36.00 · Bonsai Labs
 Token Bucket Mug

Token Bucket Mug

$18.00 · Bonsai Labs
 Agent Loop Stress Ball

Agent Loop Stress Ball

$12.00 · Bonsai Labs
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Collections for every kind of model behavior.

Prune the Context

Prune the Context

Core Bonsai Labs goods about reducing noise and growing better answers.
 RAG & Retrieval

RAG & Retrieval

Retrieval jokes, dolls, stickers, and artifacts for people who know the index is the product.
 Evals Department

Evals Department

Merch for the only question that matters: does it pass the evals?
 Clanker Core

Clanker Core

Affectionate artifacts for robots, agents, and the people who debug them.
 Hallucination Control

Hallucination Control

Tools, toys, and warnings for containing confident nonsense.
 Latency Rituals

Latency Rituals

Candles, mugs, and desk goods for waiting on models, builds, and benchmarks.

Real catalog breadth.

Apparel, plush, desk toys, stickers, posters, mugs, home office goods, colors, sizes, materials, and price bands.

Search fixture friendly.

Every product carries facets for category, theme, audience, material, joke level, review count, and AI insider language.

Prune, then ship.

The official store for people who believe the best context window is the one with fewer distractions.